Monday, December 22, 2008

Court's Class Schedule

So I have been toying with the idea of posting my schedule up here on my blog... I have thus far avoided it, for a couple of reasons. Number one, of course, is because I want to avoid being mobbed by my screaming fans while on my way betwixt classes. The other reason, though, is because I have this odd fear that my siblings are going to tell me how much I've screwed up by signing up for this, or not taking this, or for not having classes before noon, etc. (Honestly, I didn't plan it that way. I also have no class on Friday, another fact I didn't plan, and in fact didn't even realize until yesterday.) While I know that any such criticism or warning that I would get would be with the highest of motives (and would, no doubt, be for my own good), it leaves me with a guilty feeling in my stomach for even signing up for any class at all.
I don't know why I have this huge amount of fear- in fact, I am half-convinced already that I have picked terrible classes, all of which I will hate and fail, and that I am destined to spend the rest of my life as an assistant lab tech for the Porterville Unified School District, or as a copy boy for the Distorter.
I don't know if this feeling comes as the result of being the sixth of seven, if I just have a naturally guilty conscience, or if I am just fearful that I'll never be able to measure up to the massive amount of experience my siblings (and now my siblings-in-law) have at their disposal.
Either way, I am still struggling with my decision of whether or not to show my schedule to you... which perhaps should be answer enough in itself. I have nothing to hide. I will throw out my schedule, call down the thunder, and then retreat into the filing room to purge medical records and attempt to ignore the cloud of impending doom which hangs o'er me.

Weekly Layout for Roper, Court Whitney

Winter 2009 (05 Jan 2009 - 14 Apr 2009) Class Schedule
Course Sec Sec
Type
Reg# TC L
Q
Hrs Class Period Days Room Bldg Course Title Instructor
ECON 110 003 01567 001 3.0 12:05p - 1:20p MW 2107 JKB Econ Principles & Problems Butler, Matthew Jame
FLANG 330R 004 EVENING 11424 016 3.0 4:00p - 6:30p Th 238 MCKB Adv Lang & Cult: Indonesian Emmett, Chad F
HEPE 105 001 10942 002 0.5 TBA TBA WWWEB Healthy Living George, James David
HIST 200 004 02853 011 3.0 3:00p - 4:15p MW 348 MARB Historian's Craft Harline, Craig E
MUSIC 160R 001 03981 071 1.0 TBA TBA E454 HFAC Voice Hopkin, J Arden
PHIL 201 002 04221 008 3.0 1:35p - 2:50p TTh 2004 JKB Honrs History of Philosophy 1 Siebach, James Lesli
REL C 324 019 05044 000 2.0 2:00p - 2:50p MW 203 JSB The Doctrine & Covenants Walsh, Richard Lee

Hour Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
12:00p ECON110 - 3
12:05p - 1:20p
2107 JKB
ECON110 - 3
12:05p - 1:20p
2107 JKB
1:00p


PHIL201 - 2
1:35p - 2:50p
2004 JKB
PHIL201 - 2
1:35p - 2:50p
2004 JKB
2:00p REL C324 - 19
2:00p - 2:50p
203 JSB
REL C324 - 19
2:00p - 2:50p
203 JSB
3:00p HIST200 - 4
3:00p - 4:15p
348 MARB
HIST200 - 4
3:00p - 4:15p
348 MARB
4:00p

FLANG330R - 4
4:00p - 6:30p
238 MCKB


5:00p
6:00p





TBA
HEPE105 - 001 MUSIC160R - 001

Friday, December 19, 2008

CHRISTMAS LIST

So I was thinking about what I want for Christmas- Frankly, I don't feel all that festive yet- not so much an anti-Yuletide feeling; just doesn't feel like Christmas to me. Of course, should anyone be buying me presents, this list is not a request- I am simply responding to the snide remarks that I never post. I am also interested to hear what everybody else wants for Christmas. So, here goes- Court's Christmas List as it now exists (if you don't like it, than bite my fist, as long as you're a guy (not Gook and not Tist) Or if you prefer I'll beat you at whist, and I've had enough of this so I'll cease and desist. Man, was I on a roll with that one!)

1. A wireless mouse for my laptop, which I have tentatively named IĆ°unn (A Norse goddess of youth and rejuvenation). I did consider Snotra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snotra) for a while, but decided the name was just too bad. I am still open to other suggestions.
2. P.G. Wodehouse books. I'm a big fan.
3. A pair of nice new jeans for college.
4. Pictures of me with my nieces and nephews.
That being said, I'd really be happy with almost anything (besides broken kneecaps) for Christmas.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Turkey Dinner


I got a message from one of my friends today; a vegetarian, he encouraged me to consider eating only veggies this Thanksgiving, or at least finding a free-range turkey, as farm turkeys are poorly treated. He included in said message a video showing, I assume, some depravity committed against our turkey brethren.

I didn't watch the movie. After careful consideration, I realized that I feel absolutely no guilt as to what turkeys suffer. Nor, I must admit, do I really care about said suffering. I like to eat meat, and will continue to do so, despite any appeals to the contrary. It is strange, perhaps, but it does not bother me in the slightest that big stupid birds give their lives for my meal. Does that make me a bad person? Maybe. But I've eaten worse.

The Return

As certain people have mentioned how terrible I am at posting (a sad fact indeed- it seems that if I do not have a set time in which I must write about my week, I fail to do so), I will in the interests of ensuring this post happens simply address my return home from Utah, and at a later date post about my trip and its various and sundry occurrences.
I got up and started out for the airport after a somewhat late night (the details of which will here go unmentioned); the weather was crisp and slightly chilled, almost perfect trenchcoat-wearing weather. Regis, who kindly drove me to the airport, was wearing only a thin jacket (or a sweater. Or a hoodie. It is not my purpose here to discuss the subtle differences between the three), and so did his best to transform the car into a sauna during the course of the drive; for some odd reason, I resisted asking him to turn down the heat for a majority of the drive, but he was extremely gracious when I asked him, meaning, of course, that I bear all fault for my own discomfort.
I should add that Regis and Crystal gave me a brace of poptarts prior to my departure, which I slipped into my pocket (had I been thinking, I could have simply let them sit in the car for another thirty seconds, and they would have been toasted to perfection); these would represent my main staple until the thanksgiving dinner at the church. I got checked in with a minimum of difficulty, having intelligently forgotten my flight number and my confirmation code. Delta, however, in their unceasing effort to make airports idiot-proof, allows you to sign in by swiping a card which verifies your name. The airport staff was decked out in either red or blue, reflecting their various loyalties.
After getting all checked in, I ate my Poptarts and started in to my new P.G. Wodehouse, Leave it to Psmith, which I bought at the BYU Bookstore. I enjoyed it immensely, and find myself a real fan of Wodehouse- clearly a master of the English Language.
The flight was rather uneventful- I finished my book and started in on an Asprin- A Robert Lynn, specifically. This book, also one I picked up at the bookstore, is a continuation of the Myth Adventures series. I enjoyed this one as well. I barely had time to start it before our plane landed and I found myself in Long Beach. I had prior to this tried several times to contact Brook and/or Jake, who were (I assume) Brook's passing of the bar. I personally passed several on my trip home, and did not see in this alone much cause for celebration, but it would be wrong for my to find fault with those who joy in such victories. I was while in Long Beach finally able to contact Brook, who informed me that (as I had supposed) she would be unable to assist me, and that I would have to find my own way to LAX. As I was discussing this with the Delta man, a flight attendant mentioned en passant that there was something called the 'Red Bus' or some such name that would get you between airports in twenty minutes for $15. This seemed like a good deal to me, and so I went over to the world's worst pay phone (next week they're turning it into a National Monument) and spent an exruciatingly painful few minutes trying to get the information sorted out. They increased the price to $25, and then $39, at which point I nicely thanked them and wlaked over to wait for the bus, concious that I had wasted far too much time talking to them. I settled into my book at the bus stop and waited for the next 40 minutes ( it seems that I was just too late for the bus as a result of the discussion with the transport people. Slightly aggravating. To continue, I paid my $1.40 and settled nito my book follwoing a discussion with a kindly bus driver who explained a shortcut to me that would allow me to cut "about 40 minutes" off of my travel- I can not personally vouch that it did, not having made the other trip, but it did allow me to skip out on Saturday L.A. Traffic for the most part. I must admit, I found the trip rather adventuresome, and rather enjoyed it; walking through L.A. made me feel rather footloose and collegiate, alone in the big city, making my way cross-country. It is part of the special joy that draws out sailors and road-trippers. There is just something about travel and movement that brings out the best in some people, the worst in others, and a little something in me. It was especially nice because of background music like "Shambala", which is a wonderful travelling song. I had an interesting bus-and-train ride, complete with a Vietnam veteran, an Iraq veteran, a couple of crazy people, and a book. I got to LAX at about 1:00, and found to my slight displeasure that the next Bakersfield Bus didn't leave until 3:00. I went out, found a place on the gorund to sit and wait, and my iPod died- vaguely mysterious, as I had plugged it in just before leaving the house on Friday night. Clearly, ninjas had snuck into Crystal's house and shut down the computer, thereby not giving it any time to charge. Dratted ninjas...
I finished my third book of the trip and then sat and waited for the bus; it was a long wait, made longer by a large woman who came to wait somewhat after me and spent the whole time complaining about how long she'd been waiting... I was personally feeling rather philisophical about the wait, and would have appreciated it in a vague manner if, say, a chasm had opened up under her and she had dropped out of hearing range. Not that she really bothered me, it just would have made the trip slightly more pleasant.
When the bus came, I got on and reread some of my favorite passages from my Wodehouse book, and then drifted off to sleep, awakening only as result of being in a singularly uncomfortable position. I attempted to remedy the situation with a few gyrations, and soon found myself in, surprisingly, an even MORE uncomfortable position. In the end, I found repose in what I would describe as an inverted lotus position, with my legs up against the side of the bus. I was actually shockingly comfortable, and napped well until the lights came on and I was kept up by a group of migrant farm workers jabbering away in Spanish- into their cell phones. This underscored for me once again what a nerdbucket I am without a cell phone, and how swiftly society is moving to make me obselete without one.
I arrived, paid the bill (the machine was out, so I had to go find an ATM and pay with cash), and then jsut sat wiating for Daddy, who arrived only about fifteen minutes after every other passenger had left (a turn of events that occurs with startling frequency for me). I spent the time in mental excersions on Herman, trying to figure out where he was going. Daddy and I had a very interesting conversation on the way home, which led me to understand that when he isn't haranguing me about my (admittedly many) deficiencies, I really enjoy his company. We went to the church for a Turkey Dinner, ending my fast, which was unsuccessful, as BYU lost. I did get home safely, though, so I can't complain too much (well, I actually could, and rather well, too, but I won't).

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Walking around BYU campus

I went onto campus out of a suit for the first time in years today. It was a strange, almost otherworldly experience- I felt sure at times that I could walk down and into class and it would still be March of 2006- but rather fun, all things considered. I actually made it from the Accounting building (where I was sidetracked by an old man who asked me how to get to the Director's Office- I showed him how to get there, notwithstanding the fact that I'd never even taken a class in the building) to the library before being recognized and identified by anyone. I ended up running into quite a few people I knew. I also made an interesting and incredibly important discovery- there are still many pretty girls attending BYU. There is hope for the world yet.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

More about housing

So after giving it some thought, and sleeping on it, I realized that there are some serious benefits to the new situation (assuming I can find housing on Condo Row or somewhere); one of the major ones I see is that I will be in a ward of people who don't know High School Court or Pre-me Court; I will be in a ward and a house where the only one they know is suave, charming RM Court; and I get to define who that is, free of expectations. I get to redefine myself, and make a whole lot of new friends. Looking at myself with a more charitable and happy attitude, I'm sure that I'll make some good friends and find people who like me. So I shouldn't really be afraid.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Trying to clear my head...

So Clayton wrote me and decided he's living with Nathan this coming semester. I won't lie and say I didn't feel somewhat betrayed, even though I did see it coming. Still, it was a tough break for me. We had made a deal to be roomies after our missions, and it hurt to have him decide against that. It also threw me into a world of other emotions; fear, for one. What if I can't find housing I like? What if my roommates don't like me? What if I don't like them? I am not exactly the easiest person to really become friends with; I can get along with lots of people, but, well, I'm weird, and that makes me worry about finding people who are also weird or who are ok with weird. What's more, I am imperfect in many ways, and I worry about my roommates really disliking me, my messiness, my unstoppable desire to flirt, etc.
On the other hand, it's not like I'm really angry with Clayton. He has every right to live with whoever he wants to. He wants to take some classes with me, which I'm sure I'd enjoy, and so we'll see what comes of that.
Mommy, accidentally, raised the question... do I think he just doesn't want to room with me, and this is his way of getting out of it? I don't think that at all, but it certainly gave rise to some bad thoughts. Oh, the ego is such a tender, fragile thing!
So anyway, I am now officially bummed and on my own, and I still have no idea of where I'm living in January or what I'm majoring in, and I have almost no friends in Porterville and my birthday's on Saturday. But, on the other hand, I have all of my limbs, a loving family (even when they are far from me), good looks (not rogueish, mind you- I am the take-him-home-to-mama kind of hansdome :) ), an irresistable charm, a good job, and more than enough to eat and drink basically at whim. So I'm still pretty happy, when I take the time to stop and count my blessings.
However, don't hesitate to call or email and shower me with sympathy and love at any time.
Hey Everybody!

SO, in an effort to make The Full Court Press more accessible, I will now be posting it on my blog as well as sending it out to everybody. If you don't like it like this (or don't like getting the email, or whatever) let me know, and I'll bend over diagonally to accomodate you.
Well, it has been two weeks since I last wrote, my planned schedule having been repunctuated and demogenized by my trip up to Utah, the funeral, the MTC application, and (on Sunday) our stay in Babylon and our trip home. All in all, these two weeks have gone by pretty darn fast, and there are a few things which have stopped scampering around and are now making a concerted effort to swell and current, so as to cause me to smash my boat of footloose and fancy freedom into the palpitating surge of stress.
For those of you who don’t know (a number I assume to be none) Grandpa Roper’s funeral was last week. It was an interesting experience for me- I have never been a real fan of funerals, and I (as of now) don’t plan to have one. I therefore encourage everybody to say all of the nice things you were going to say at my funeral to me at some point DURING my lifetime; for those of you who are waiting for the chance to dance on my grave, I encourage you to come talk to me about it, and we’ll work out some kind of arrangement. (Maybe your children can jump up and down on my belly with a lawsuit-free guarantee or some such thing). But Grandpa’s funeral was nice. I stand with Brook and Crystal that the poem on the back of the program should have been replaced by a crossword puzzle or word-search filled with references to Grandpa’s life. The poem was really bad. Did anyone else notice?
Applying at the MTC was fun, I guess. Oh, shoot! I’m sorry: I forgot, Glade E. is incapable of non-linear thought, and I was supposed to put in a disclaimer and a warning so I wouldn’t make his head explode if he tried to read this. Glade E., if you can hear me, you’ll be fine. Go read a children’s book or watch a television murder mystery or something as obvious. Whatever you do, stay away from Douglas Adams! It will only exacerbate your frail condition.
I heard back from the MTC, and they want me to come to the next stage of applicationing at some point, which was somewhat humbling for me, because I thought I did such a good job they would be jumping up and down to hire me, and they seem only mildly interested. We’ll see how that goes.
One of the oddest- and, perhaps, saddest- things for me to come back to is to see how the election- and especially Prop 8- has affected my high school friends. It has polarized a lot of them and rabidized many of them. I hope that after the elections are done, whichever way they go, that I can still maintain friendships with them. Sigh. I find myself moving farther and farther away from many of my high school friends. It is a hard thing to realize how little I have in common with most of them. I miss BYU. I worry about what this will do to the church in California. There is so much hate going on in it! Seriously, people on both sides need to just calm down.
Anyway, off onto a happier topic! I have enjoyed reading Agatha Christie since I returned home. One of my favorite parts about it is that she wraps everything up so well; in the end, the bad guys get caught, the good guy gets the good girl, and the detective heads off into the sunset. I just finished “The Pale Horse” and “The Crooked House”, and successfully called a couple of the parts of both of them. Yay me!
My job is very interesting… a mix of (a) interesting research work, (b) learning some of the ways t and (b) the mindless doldrum of purging 15 year old medical records from files that will never be opened again. The thing is, even when I’m mindlessly purging files, I find things that interest me; I’ll be checking through the file to find the medical records, and I’ll start to hypothesize to myself about what actions need to be taken next, of what claim was filed, etc. Considering the great company I spend it in, it’s definitely the best job I’ve had up to this point. It’s a lot of fun, and I’m learning things that I definitely wouldn’t learn anywhere else.
Daddy and I have been getting up and working out in the mornings; I have done a terrible job of staying organized/ making a chart of my lifts, so I am definitely not doing as well as I should. I just don’t know where to begin to make a chart. Oh, well, I’ll get to work on it one of these days. I feel better, physically, despite my lack-of-list. I can feel myself getting stronger, and I think I look nicer, too. Watch out, ladies...
So I am doing really well in my online class, with 100% in everything but ONE test, which raises a pretty problem. I disagree with the test, and feel that (a) the questions were terrible and (b) the answer which was considered wrong is found exactly within his course materials. It was one of those match-the-answer forms of questions, and as a result of that stupid question, I missed two, giving me a 12-out-of-14 and an 86% on the test.
Now, if you consider all of the points I have gotten so far, the two points are (at this point, approximately halfway through the class) are worth about 1.5 percent of the class. They will not make any actual difference in my grade. On the other hand, I feel very sincerely that I should have gotten 100% on the test. The question is, how far should I pursue this? Remember, I have never met this teacher. It is not as if I am going to go talk to Hevener during lunch or walk into my Professor's office with the paper and talk to him about it. The only communication I would have with him would be an email, and remember, he would not have any prior knowledge of me. It is interesting to me (on a psychological level) to see me really considering fighting about it, because I think that I would usually just let two points (in fact, many more than that) go by without too much worry- in fact, I know I have done just that in the past.
At this point, I really like Mommy's suggestion, which was for me to get 100% on the rest of the class, so the teacher would possibly think, "gee, why didn't he get those questions right?" and then go back and see his error and fix it for next year. Not that it makes that much of a difference. It's just...grrrr.
So I got an early birthday present from Daddy- an iPod! Having never had one before, I feel so hip and trendy with it now. I remember Clayton having an iPod at college and me thinking, "gee, he looks so hip and trendy! No wonder the girls follow him around school!" So watch out, ladies.
I went to Institute the other night, and had a lot of fun on the way there and the way back, and an ok time while there. I actually have found that I just like talking to people. I hope I can find a fun group of people to hang out with beforeI head up to BYU. I can't wait for Clayton to get back so we can hang out and do fun stuff; it's always nice to have a good buddy around.
I am now feeling kind of guilty for not being better about keeping in contact with my investigators and members in Indonesia. Is that normal? Did anyone else feel that way when they got back from their missions, or am I just weird? This question is flawed, of course, because both answers could be (and probably are) true. But that's ok.
I talked in Sacrament Meeting on Sunday, and the two youth speakers before me took about two minutes, so I got to expostulate amd expound to my heart's content. I spoke about diligence, and I thought it went rather well. You'll have to get someone else to make an unbiased opinion, but it certainly did go for a long time. I forgot to bear my testimony in Indonesian, so they gave me the chance to do it in Sunday School. I used the word "cumi-cumi", which means squid, in the middle of it just because that word sounds so cool, but I doubt that anybody noticed. As Dad would point out, I could have gone up their and spoken in random gibbersih and no one would have had any idea. I'd know, though.
BYU had a really thrilling game against UNLV, with the last two plays being the only sack and the only interception of the game. I think my favorite football position is the linebacker; I like to see the quarterback get punished, for some odd reason. I think it has something to do with my fear of beavers. (Is anyone else afraid of beavers? I mean, seriously, they're giant rats with huge sharp teeth. Not cool.) Unfortunately, both BYU and UNLV's defenses left their pads at home, and had to sit on the sidelines the whole game as punishment, because the coaches wanted them to think long and hard about what they had done. Luckily, one of the BYU players was very very good, and so was allowed in to play the last two downs (thereby winning the game).
I am having serious trouble deciding what to major in... I am open to any advice from the floor and the galleries, because it's proving to be a seriously diffilcult decision to make. I am leaning toward philosophy or english, with maybe a history minor, but I just don't know. If you'd like to donate two cents (or more) to Court's Make-a-Major foundation, let me know.
I am hoping that when I write once a week my letter will have slightly more form and be closer to the seamless, concise and poignant masterpiece it usually is... as it is, I still like this letter and the style it's in. Sometime's it's nice to throw in a Picasso in the middle of a bunch of Rembrandts; it makes them both seem better by comparison.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Drinking Fountains!

Has anyone else noticed how cool drinking fountains are? Let me tell you, after two years of no drinking fountains... it is really nice to be able to just walk over and get a drink whenever you feel like it. It was something I really didn't realize I missed.
In Indonesia, the water is not the safest thing to drink. Many of the missionaries in Central Java caught typhoid while I was there, probably because they got some water that had been contaminated. We had to get all of our water in bottles, and even then, we questioned the health of it. It was just not safe.
Now it is difficult for me to walk past a drinking fountain without drinking from it, just because I really enjoy having the opportunity. It's something we should all be more grateful for. Hooray for being able to drink from drinking fountains!

Applying at the MTC

So I went to Utah for my Grandpa's Funeral...(look for a post about funerals in a second), and while I was there, I applied for a job at the MTC. It was actually a lot of fun to do, and I enjoyed it. I like to teach, and that is what they had me do... teach them a principle from MIK! It was really a good thing to do, and I think I'd like to work there. But we'll see.
I'm trying to figure out what classes I should take and where I should live. Are there any suggestions for housing possibilities for me and (maybe) a roommate? Clayton and I were talking about rooming together, but I'm still not sure which way it's going to go.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Driving

Mommy and I talked to the Insurance company just now, and it seems that it would actually be pretty cheap to insure me for the months I am here. That came as somewhat of a surprise to me- I had already resigned myself to not driving again, and was pretty much calm with the thought. I haven't had to worry about gas, driving, carrying my license, etc, for years. Somehow, I feel like I should be excited at the thought of being able to drive again, but... somehow, it makes me feel just...odd. I don't really know how I should respond to it. Driving can be really useful, but it's a lot of responsibility.
Some of you may know I was hit by a car on my mission. I am fine, really; I was basically unhurt (miraculously), but I can still remember the incredible power behind the impact. I really don't want to hurt anybody, including (ahem) myself. Anyway, it sounds like I may be driving again soon.

Going to Grandpa's Funeral

So I am, it seems, browbeaten into going to Grandpa's funeral. We'll be leaving tomorrow, right after I get out of work. If I can get 8 hours in tomorrow, then I'll be able to get 23 hours this week, which is ok considering I'm allowed to do up to 30 hours. Really, I wanted to get 30 hours in.... but I guess filial piety has its costs.
Note that when I say filial piety, I'm referring to obeying Mommy and Daddy, not going to Grandpa's funeral. I don't think it's really necessary to go to a funeral to show filial piety...I personally want to be sent to glory in a glad bag.