CHRISTMAS LIST

So I was thinking about what I want for Christmas- Frankly, I don't feel all that festive yet- not so much an anti-Yuletide feeling; just doesn't feel like Christmas to me. Of course, should anyone be buying me presents, this list is not a request- I am simply responding to the snide remarks that I never post. I am also interested to hear what everybody else wants for Christmas. So, here goes- Court's Christmas List as it now exists (if you don't like it, than bite my fist, as long as you're a guy (not Gook and not Tist) Or if you prefer I'll beat you at whist, and I've had enough of this so I'll cease and desist. Man, was I on a roll with that one!)

1. A wireless mouse for my laptop, which I have tentatively named Iðunn (A Norse goddess of youth and rejuvenation). I did consider Snotra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snotra) for a while, but decided the name was just too bad. I am still open to other suggestions.
2. P.G. Wodehouse books. I'm a big fan.
3. A pair of nice new jeans for college.
4. Pictures of me with my nieces and nephews.
That being said, I'd really be happy with almost anything (besides broken kneecaps) for Christmas.