New Collection

I have decided to start a collection- not of anything material, but rather of grammatical errors. Most of you have probably heard my favorites from my students so far, but here are some of the gems I've collected this semester as a T.A. for Philosophy 201:

"Prometheus, a ravaging young man..."

"In fact, it was emphallically important."

"This was explained by Zuno (Xeno) in praise of his master Pearindes (Parmenides) in order to fight against the disparage."

Please feel free to add.